guy: honestly, why do you even care about Andre Ethier? He's the worst player on the team.
me: wh-what? what are you talking about?!
guy: he just sucks
me: really? okay, when he scores another run, i'll come back and talk to you because clearly, you aren't speechless from his past few performances, which you should be
guy: why do you think you know more than me? i know a lot more about baseball than you do
me: how do you come to that conclusion?
guy: my dad used to work at dodger stadium
me: *walks away*
yeah, kind of hard to fight *that* logic. (of course, unspoken is 'because i have a penis and you don't'.)
Jun 10th